howdoiputthisgently:

brigwife:

This one time during English in Year 10 we were using a CGP book and there was a particularly awful joke and this one kid went ‘Who wrote this?’ And our teacher was just like ‘I did’ and it was true his name was actually on the inside cover of the book as a contributor and the kid was just like oh shit

jamesnord:

Golden Gown by Oscar de la Renta 

best-of-funny:

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

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potterpenguin:

iheartguard:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

Gena… IT’S BACK

This was amazing. I snorted a little.

best-of-funny:

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best-of-funny:

uhhhthena:

ppeebee:

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

i’d have 6 free donuts.

I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.

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thinkland:

Heavens Trail. A place in Ireland where every two years on June 10-18 the stars line up with this path.